deadlyspoons:

I either dress like im going to a red carpet event or like im a homeless drug addict there is no in between

(Source: whitedad, via maddalek)

yeezus-fish:

when a stupid slut asks if there’s going to be a swimming pool

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(via emily-vargas)

ratatit:

i aspire to get to that level of hot where my hair looks like shit and i smell like black coffee and yesterday’s eyeliner is smudged under my eyes but i still look fine as hell

(Source: grrrldivision, via maddalek)

koolaidicecubes:

When u feel really hot but look terrible in all your selfies

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(via omfgkaty)